Saturday, August 6, 2011

How to make money in a big city

Step 1: Dress up as something crazy.

Good ideas include old men dressing up as babies, some sort of non-moving statue, a pair of trolls (you will need a friend), a really angry-looking Mexican Minnie Mouse, or a head sticking out of a box.

Step 2: Find a plaza

In America, these are called squares. Really any place with a lot of people will work.

Step 3: Annoy people

The easiest way to do this is to be really loud. This probably won't do if you are dressed up as a statue, though, in which case you should wait until people aren't looking and then chase after them.

Step 4: Watch the money come in

By this point you should have already purchased a cup of some sort for people to throw money in. If not, you won't get paid and you will just look like a fool for no reason.

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